TCND: Man with a Uterus (Shut Up, Conservatives) [The Comedian Next Door]
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4.7 • 957 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2024
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Hey, Neighbor! John has some things he wants to say--while the Peaches and the Pod Ninja ignore him...
Did you hear about the man (or is it a woman?) who failed the gender test in women's boxing? Did you know even CONSERVATIVES are struggling to understand what makes someone a woman?
Tune in for this biology-heavy lecture on female hormones, fertility cycles, and--oh yeah--all of our headphones are broken, so listen while we complain about that.
Baby Bridger makes himself known a time or two as well. It's a pretty typical Sunday at the Comedian's house!
Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the podcast. Come be part of the conversations that happen around my kitchen table. |
| 0:17.0 | He's John Branyon and he's been a stand-up comic for more than 30 years. |
| 0:21.0 | She's Amanda McKinney and she's been my daughter for her whole life. |
| 0:25.0 | Our family believes laughter is a gift from God. We often discover it while discussing culture, faith, and family. |
| 0:31.0 | So go ahead and pull up a chair, neighbor neighbor can I call you Carl? There's plenty of room here for you. |
| 0:37.1 | Hey Carl welcome to our table. Peaches is here the podcast Ninja |
| 0:44.9 | Lou aka Luke is here peaches is cold she's wearing a jacket. |
| 0:49.8 | I can only hear it's 110 degrees I can only hear in one ear at a time if I jiggle that little wire there it goes to the other ear |
| 0:58.8 | but it doesn't it's not going in both |
| 1:02.3 | this is this is kind of common for you. Your headphones are always the first ones to |
| 1:08.0 | call call. You have the nicest ones. Your should be. How do you rank niceness mine are the oldest they are the ones we bought with this roadcaster both these others that you guys have came after |
| 1:19.4 | Oh, I guess that's true. I don't know I don't know what to say about that do you want to use these |
| 1:24.3 | headphones and give me the ones that don't work well no because my ears don't |
| 1:28.4 | work that well anyway I don't I would rather somebody be able to hear I'd rather you be able to hear something |
| 1:35.5 | Then for you to be able to hear partial yeah. Yeah. Yeah things. Okay. All right. Well, I want to talk about women fighting each other. |
| 1:47.0 | Everyone's talking about that. That's why I want to. |
| 1:52.0 | It's so boring. That's why I want to so boring that's why I want to talk about it |
| 1:56.0 | conservatives are confused that's why it's not boring because there's |
| 2:02.0 | there's a my baby's gonna fuss is he yeah I can't reach him now |
| 2:07.7 | he's all the way on the floor because he's at an age where you can basically put him wherever and he stays stationary. |
| 2:18.6 | I wondered how long he was going to sleep because he's... |
| 2:21.6 | Yesterday he slept on the floor forever for like yeah for like two hours |
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