TCND: Grandparenting is "Meh" (Can YOU be Kidless?) [The Comedian Next Door]
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4.7 • 957 Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2024
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Hey, Neighbor!
This begins the busy season... We had two thanksgivings, Christmas Decorating, and a baby shower packed into the same weekend.
Then, John got the best Christmas newsletter ever. (Yes, really!) If you must send Christmas newsletters to everybody you know, make sure they contain HILARIOUS KID QUOTES.
Later: One of John's friends just became a grandparent for the first time, and....well.... (shrug)
Will it be the best day of your life, when you grandkids are born??? We discuss why the most well-adjusted people seem to be unimpressed with newborns...
Contact the Comedian's family: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Come be part of the conversations that happen around my kitchen table. |
| 0:18.0 | He's John Branion and he's been a stand-up comic for more than 30 years. |
| 0:22.0 | She's Amanda McKinney and she's been my daughter for her whole life. Our family believes laughter |
| 0:27.1 | is a gift from God. We often discover it while discussing culture, faith, and family. So go ahead and |
| 0:32.7 | pull up a chair, neighbor. Can I call you Carl? There's plenty of room here for you. Welcome to the podcast, Carl. |
| 0:39.8 | We are delighted that you're here at the table with us. Me, the Peaches, Luke, the podcast Ninja, |
| 0:46.1 | and Bridger, not the ninja. Bridger, who is not at all afraid to make some noise, make some comments. |
| 0:54.7 | He will definitely make himself known as usual, and then I'll have to get up from the table. |
| 0:59.3 | A successful party for Aunt Megan's new baby. |
| 1:02.9 | Yeah, it was a surprise. |
| 1:04.5 | It was a surprise. |
| 1:05.4 | She had no idea. |
| 1:07.3 | It was what felt like months of work. |
| 1:12.1 | I think he's serious. |
| 1:14.0 | I have been burdened by a wife that is burdened. |
| 1:16.9 | I did. |
| 1:18.2 | Was I that bad? |
| 1:19.5 | I knew nothing about it until like 11 o'clock today. |
| 1:23.8 | And Mandy goes, you just need to go home and act like it's a normal Sunday. |
| 1:28.3 | And I'm like, is it not a normal Sunday? |
| 1:31.0 | And she had to tell me, we're having a shower here at the church. |
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