TCND: Flavored Water and Forbidden N-Word (Teat Squeeze) [The Comedian Next Door]

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🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Neighbor, we have a solution for you if you don't like to drink water. Just drink Kool-Aid and call it "water!"

How much "stuff" do you need to add to water before you can't call it "water" anymore? And exactly how much liquid is there in "a squeeze?" We tackle these important questions--and we share a couple great snack options if you like eating entire cloves of garlic...

Then: The Internet is all a-buzz because a lady used a racial slur on a kid. So how much attention should we pay to WHATEVER outrage is sweeping the internet. And when should we just turn off the phone?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the podcast.
0:04.1	Come be part of the conversations that happen around my kitchen table.
0:17.8	He's John Branion and he's been a stand-up comic for more than 30 years.
0:21.5	She's Amanda McKinney and she's been my daughter for her whole life.
0:25.5	Our family believes laughter is a gift from God. We often discover it while discussing
0:29.6	culture, faith, and family. So go ahead and pull up a chair, neighbor. Can I call you Carl?
0:34.7	There's plenty of room here for you. What is that?
0:38.8	What is that?
0:39.5	Is that the stuff that you are drinking?
0:41.6	It's basically Kool-Aid.
0:43.3	Yeah.
0:44.0	He wanted to start drinking more water, so he started drinking Kool-Aid.
0:47.7	It looks refreshing.
0:50.1	It's a nice color.
0:52.4	This one's peach mango.
0:53.8	Oh. So you have different flavors.
0:56.0	I wouldn't like that one.
0:57.0	That one's fruit punch.
0:58.0	Yeah.
0:59.0	It probably tastes just fine, but it's not water.
1:01.0	That's all.
1:02.0	Well, it is water, but it's got additives in it.
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