TCND: Family Improv, Birth Ball, and Carnivorous Cow Milk (Stuck-ulent) [The Comedian Next Door]
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4.7 • 957 Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2024
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
This is an absolute carnival of Branyan Family Improv. That is to say, we're just shooting the breeze and telling stories...
Hear us talk about:
-Squeaky birthing balls and Lactation Chairs
-Why milk is bad in New Mexico
-What squirrels have in common with Jared Leto (spoilers: it's the way they talk)
-Tech issues and new equipment
-Fortunately/Unfortunately
-And finally: Our new family project idea!
Plus... There's a succulent in the middle of the table. We probably better stop to talk about it.
Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the podcast! Come be part of the conversations that happen around my kitchen table. |
| 0:18.0 | He's John Branyon and he's been a stand-up comic for more than 30 years. |
| 0:22.0 | She's Amanda McKinney and she's been my daughter for her whole life. |
| 0:26.0 | Our family believes laughter is a gift from God. |
| 0:28.0 | We often discover it while discussing culture, faith, and family. |
| 0:32.0 | So go ahead and pull up a chair, neighbor. |
| 0:34.3 | Can I call you, Carl? |
| 0:35.6 | There's plenty of room here for you. |
| 0:38.0 | So, do you want constructive criticism? |
| 0:44.2 | Yes. |
| 0:47.2 | I don't. |
| 0:48.2 | I want brutal soul crushing. |
| 0:51.2 | I don't want it to be constructive. |
| 0:52.4 | I want it to be constructive it's terrible I want it to be |
| 0:53.0 | destructive it's terrible I want destructive hurtful criticism your intro needs work |
| 0:59.5 | the intro that I wrote myself recorded myself and we've used for over four years is bad. |
| 1:06.6 | But anytime I do any sort of criticism, I'm always met with, well why don't you make one a little better? |
| 1:11.8 | So Carl, if anybody's out there that can ghost write a song for me |
| 1:15.6 | and then I could just kind of slip you like a 20. |
| 1:18.6 | Our music for Starving Comics was entirely user sourced. |
| 1:24.3 | The one with the pirate kind of thing, right? |
| 1:28.2 | No, JT wrote the pirate shanty, the sea shanty, both of them then yes we use JT's intro or theme song for the better |
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