TCND: Birthday FREAK OUT and Lemon Grenades (Lego Weapons) [The Comedian Next Door]
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4.7 • 957 Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2024
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Allow us to do a birthday party recap, Neighbor!
Emmi Jane successfully turned nine years old, with only a small "Freak Out" involving tiny food and glue... This wasn't the first time Emmi lost her mind a little bit!
Later: Is every 11-year-old boy exactly the same??? Pretty much.
And finally: John told the Internet that boys play with Lego differently from girls, and he's still enduring the backlash. (You CAN'T make weapons out of Lego! Duh!)
Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the podcast. |
| 0:05.1 | Welcome to the podcast. |
| 0:10.0 | Come be part of the conversations that happen around my kitchen table. |
| 0:18.8 | He's John Branion and he's been a stand-up comic for more than 30 years. |
| 0:22.6 | She's Amanda McKinney, and she's been my daughter for her whole life. |
| 0:26.6 | Our family believes laughter is a gift from God. |
| 0:29.1 | We often discover it while discussing culture, faith, and family. |
| 0:32.6 | So go ahead and pull up a chair, neighbor. |
| 0:34.5 | Can I call you, Carl? |
| 0:35.7 | There's plenty of room here for you. |
| 0:45.1 | Hey, Carl, welcome. it's uh birthday day here at our table uh bridger just got pajamas put on by because he puked his elder sister yeah he had a had a puke which is unusual |
| 0:52.7 | for bridger he's not usually very puky. |
| 0:55.5 | It wasn't a lot. |
| 0:56.4 | He just spit up a little. |
| 0:57.4 | He spit up and went down in front of him. |
| 0:59.9 | And so he asked the big sister to put him in pajamas. |
| 1:03.1 | She did. |
| 1:05.7 | Mandy just slapped a microphone into her lap. |
| 1:07.9 | No, Bridger grabbed it and yanked it into his... |
| 1:11.6 | Oh, that's because I have a baby on my lap. |
| 1:14.6 | Well, he's got brand new pajamas on and he puked down the front of those two as the... |
| 1:17.6 | Right as we were starting. |
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