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The Commercial Break

TCB Is Spitting Mad!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

EP #755: Spitting is a thing now? Is that THE thing we are all getting turned on by? Right after the events of 2020, now we are spitting? NO. Stop it! Bryan has his fill of bodily fluids over the weekend with vomit filled carseats, jelly filled washings and spitting. Then, Kenny takes over The Sphere and some are noticing some odd similarities to The Dead shows there. Bryan and Krissy do some detective work! Finally, Bryan has finished The Pitt and is begging for more but Mary Lou Retton has had enough. TCBits: WSHIT's "Waiting on Answers" takes a questions from David and Pastor Kegels has answers. Watch EP #755 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And welcome back to WSHIT's Waiting on an Answer.

0:07.7

Each Sunday evening, in thoughtful discussion with the Lord,

0:11.5

we take your questions and requests and put them through to the big guy.

0:16.2

And joining us this week as the Obnition Operator is the one and only Pastor Judith Kegels.

0:22.6

Pastor Kegels has been squeezing hard to get those answers you're looking for in life, love,

0:28.6

and the pursuit of a bigger bank account, as the Lord would have wanted.

0:32.6

Our first prayer request comes from David.

0:35.6

David states, I've recently lost all my hair in a terrible fishing accident,

0:39.7

and while I can lay claim to having caught crabapple's largest turtle-toed bass, my hair has left

0:45.5

me out of luck with the ladies. Pastor Kagle, I feel if I had a job, a bed that I didn't have to blow

0:51.7

up or my own vehicle, I might not be so lonesome when it comes to love.

0:57.0

Well, Pastor Kagle, you've got your hands tied with this one.

1:01.0

What can we pray for today?

1:03.0

What can we pray the Lord will do for David to improve his chances of laying seed with the good ladies of Crab Apple. I love to pray for people for cars.

1:12.6

You say, I need a car.

1:14.6

Well, get on the phone.

1:15.6

Tell us what kind of car that you need.

1:17.6

Tell us what kind.

1:19.6

And we're going to believe God for your car.

1:21.6

Now, this car is a sanctified car.

1:23.6

So it goes to church, picks up people for church.

1:25.6

It doesn't play raunchy music, have sex in the back seat.

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