When I'm in line at a coffee shop or something,

I have to have my order ready before I make it up to the brista.

Some people aren't like that.

Some people can just be in the moment, like they just respond in a video game and just be like, croissant in a black coffee, you know? And if you can do that, awesome. More power to you. That's not who I am. I have to have my lines ready before I talk to a stranger. and sometimes I'm not.

Like sometimes there's someone in front of me

and I'm still deciding and they get out of line.

Now I'm next.

I'll just yell out the first thing I see on the menu. That's who I am. London fog! That's how I found out London fog's not even coffee. All right? It's tea. Like if you yell out London fog in a panic, prepare for some dirty hot water.

Because you just got yourself some gross tea, all right?

That's who I am, though. Like when I'm in line at a Starbucks, I'm in my head the whole time.

Just like, bacon egg goo to sandwich, sweet cream cold brew.

Bacon egg goo to sandwich, sweet cream cold brew. Bacon egg goo to sandwich.

Sweet cream cold brew.

Bacon egg goo to sandwich.

Sweet cream cold brew.

And then I make it to the front and the barista's like, what will it be?

And I'm like, ah, can I do a bacon egg,

a sandwich and a sweet cream cold brew?

But then if she's like, we're out of all of that,

I'll be like, London fog, dude.

I'll make the same mistake again,

rather than looking indecisive in public, dude.

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