TCB Infomercial: Zoltan Kaszas

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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The Commercial Break Podcast | EP#862 Zoltan Comedian Zoltan Kaszas drops by The Commercial Break to talk stand-up, stray cats, and surviving the weird gig economy of comedy. Bryan and Krissy dive into Zoltan’s sharp takes on modern life, growing up broke, and why your dog would never make it on its own. It’s equal parts philosophy, sarcasm, and fur-covered truth—just another day in the madhouse that is The Commercial Break. ⁠Zoltan's New Special is HERE Zoltan Tickets For The New Tour! Watch EP #862 with Zoltan on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits | TCB Tunes: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you're in traffic right now, look around. You'll see empty car seats. Nobody loves sitting in traffic. We don't. And neither do ESSO. Every filled passenger seat in this jam could mean one less car on the road. And ESO want to help with that. Carpooling could mean less traffic. Split fuel bills. And new friends. Are we friends? I added you on social media. We don't have social media. We're bobbleheads. No, I've got social media.
0:23.6	More journeys made together. And new friends. Oh, we're friends. Oh, how did you on social media? We don't have social media.
0:21.2	We're bobbleheads.
0:22.1	Oh, I've got social media. More journeys made together. That's thoughtful driving. S.O. See sO.com. When I'm in line at a coffee shop or something, I have to have my order ready before I make it up to the barista. Some people aren't like that. Some people can just be in the moment,
0:37.6	like they just respond in a video game
0:39.4	and just be like, croissant and a black coffee. And if you can do that, awesome. More power to you. That's not who I am. I have to have my lines ready before I talk to a stranger. And sometimes I'm not. Like, sometimes there's someone in front of me and I'm still deciding and they get out of line.
0:52.6	Now I'm next.
0:53.5	I'll just yell out the first thing I see you on the menu.
0:56.1	That's who I am.
0:57.8	London. sometimes there's someone in front of me and I'm still deciding and they get out of line. Now I'm next. I'll just yell out the first thing I see on the menu.
0:56.1	That's who I am.
0:57.7	London Fog!
1:00.1	That's how I found out London Fog's not even coffee, all right?
1:04.3	It's tea.
1:05.2	Like, if you yell out London Fog in a panic, prepare for some dirty hot water.
1:10.6	Because you just got yourself some gross tea, all right?
1:14.3	That's who I am, though.
1:15.6	Like when I'm in line at a Starbucks, I'm in my head the whole time.
1:18.4	Just like, bacon egg goo to sandwich, sweet cream cold brew.
1:23.4	Bacon egg goo to sandwich, sweet cream cold brew.
1:28.6	Bacon egg goo to sandwich, sweet cream cold brew. Bacon egg goo to sandwich, sweet cream cold brew.
1:32.9	And then I make it to the front, and the barista's like,
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