You're lucky to have this job. No, you're lucky I show up.

Mentally, I'm always 10 seconds away from quitting and leaving a cartoon,

me-shaped hole in the wall, so count your blessings. I work, you pay. It's an exchange,

not a prize. That's why they give away new cars on Wheel of Fortune and not part-time jobs

at Planet Fitness. We haven't quite gotten to that episode of Black Mirror yet.

Luck is finding a $20 bill on the ground, not working a 10-hour shift, getting underpaid,

and then still having to hope to find a $20 bill on the ground.

On this episode of the Commercial Break.

Hey, Podcast Universe, while you're sitting on your lazy butts, Chrissy and I are getting ready for our live shows in Florida.

But we won't leave you high and dry without a fresh episode. A couple of weeks ago, we got to have a conversation with TikTok sensation, Scott Seas. He's got a new book coming out. We talk about cocaine bear, and he's generally just a nice guy.

We'll be back next episode to finish our Poir breakdown. You asked for it, you'll get it.

And now, Christina, let's start the episode.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The 30 at the morning! Oh, yeah, Kathy Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this silly show. Chris and Joy Holtley, best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. It's a TCB infomercial Tuesday and so glad to have Scott Seas with us, the angry retail guy from TikTok, very viral. He's a very viral guy. And I don't mean that, like, I don't know what's going on down below, but I don't think he has syphilis, saying he's viral on the interwebs.

That's what he does.

That's what the kids do today, Chrissy.

They go viral.

Everybody but us goes viral.

Maybe we just need to invite Bernie Sanders or RFK or Trump on, and then we'll go viral.

Yeah, I like it.

Yeah, I do too. No, no do say, no, no, no. Nah, maybe not for us. But that's okay. In some other life, we're doing political interviews, Chrissy. In some other life. That's right, parallel universe. We're political pundit. We're doing punditry. That's what we're doing. But now we're just doing mediocre improv comedy to the masses.

And by masses, I mean 70 people.

30 of which are Venezuelan.

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