TCB Infomercial w. Neal Brennan
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 757 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2024
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, I haven't been gay. I have experienced a ton of homophobia because I have a bidet. |
| 0:08.7 | Yeah, my straight guy friends would be like, can't do it, bro. |
| 0:12.0 | Can't have water shooting on my ass. I'm like, are you worried about, look, if the only thing |
| 0:16.3 | keeping you from being gay is water hitting your ass? |
| 0:23.1 | You are gay. |
| 0:28.6 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 0:30.4 | I'm dating someone with a kid and I relate. |
| 0:32.9 | She's the kid, the boy, |
| 0:34.0 | her son is like three and a half. |
| 0:35.9 | And it's just like incredible. |
| 0:38.8 | That's the age, too. |
| 0:40.2 | That's the age. |
| 0:41.2 | I keep hearing that. |
| 0:42.4 | That's why I'm going to break up with her. |
| 0:45.4 | He's four now. |
| 0:46.6 | Because I'm not going to stick around for a bunch of garbage ages. |
| 0:51.1 | The next episode of the commercial break starts now. |
| 0:56.6 | Yeah, boy! |
| 0:58.5 | Oh, yeah, that's a good. |
| 0:59.6 | Welcome back to the commercial break. |
| 1:01.5 | I'm Brian Green. |
| 1:02.3 | This is my dear friend and the co-host of this silly show. |
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