TCB Infomercial: Sal Vulcano
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
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🗓️ 30 September 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What does your shirt say short girls? |
| 0:03.3 | Short girls. |
| 0:05.4 | God only lets things grow until they're perfect. |
| 0:09.7 | Some of us didn't take as long as others. |
| 0:14.5 | Short girls. |
| 0:17.2 | That's a very nice way of making yourself feel better about it. |
| 0:22.6 | How short are you? You don't seem that short? |
| 0:24.6 | Well, my jeans are... |
| 0:27.6 | I didn't ask for the back story. |
| 0:29.6 | You could have just went 3-11. |
| 0:32.6 | Wait, you... |
| 0:34.6 | Alright, wait, because when I asked, I told you, this is how it started, and we'll finish it. |
| 0:39.3 | You went, well, my jeans, I don't know what's going to come next right now. |
| 0:44.3 | Your jeans? |
| 0:45.3 | Are actually capries. |
| 0:47.3 | Your jeans are capri pants? |
| 0:52.3 | So that's a capri pants? |
| 1:00.0 | So that's a capri band is usually supposed to show up like a whole ass calf. What are you really? |
| 1:02.0 | I am. You really are five foot? All right. |
| 1:04.0 | I like to say five one, but you're honest the first time. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.0 | Anyone here shorter than five feet? |
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