So I did IVF twice, but I have to go again, but I'm single, and I don't have time to wait around for men.

A donor rinks and personal, just too much of a gamble, and you're so great and blah, blah, blah, okay, no more preamble. I want your sperm. I want your DNA. I want your baby, and I want it like today. You're smart, talented, healthy, athletic. The flaws you have don't seem genetic. genetic, I mean that as a compliment.

Plus your disinclination toward procreation makes the The flaws you have don't seem genetic. I mean that as a compliment.

Plus your disinclination toward procreation makes the perfect combination to provide immunization

from a fraught situation and a legal complication down the line.

And I'm attracted to the fact that you're avoidantly attached,

so you're naturally a match,

like if you had a kid you'd never met, you'd just forget and totally be fine.

I also mean that as a compliment.

Look, it's a favor to me but also to you, because think about this if you're torn, you get to fulfill the mail-ards to appropriate,

but also the mail-ards do not really help when they're born.

Deadbeat dad, no one's mad. Best deal anyone's ever had.

On this episode of the commercial break.

Hey there, cats and kittens.

You know, it's always good news when I come on before an episode.

Usually it means that I have screwed something up technically and you're going to be

on the losing end of content. Not so much this time. We were really excited when we heard Ricky Lindholm

was going to come on the show and we had such a wonderful time with her. Ricky is a talented

comedian and musician, actress, and writer. And while the interview went great and we certainly

enjoyed this conversation,

the technology that we use must have had a bad day at the office. Because there are parts of the

episode when it sounds like Ricky is about 10 and a half miles away. It doesn't last for long,

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