TCB Infomercial: Kelsey Cook

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Episode #609: Kelsey Cook joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about her come up in the industry, getting horny for airports, and foosball hustling. Kelsey Cook Vasectomies Hot jizzin’ dude Kelsey’s comedy journey College cafeteria comedy The Seattle scene Suckling off the teat of power Being a foosball hustler Horny for an airport Getting sober Our good friend Kelsey Cook! We are NOT going to be at Dania Beach Special Guest: Kelsey Cook Watch Kelsey’s Special “The Hustler” Kelsey’s Podcast “Pretend Problems” Follow Kelsey on Instagram Kelsey on Tour Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	High school I went to, our mascot was the Blackhawks.
0:03.0	And it takes a linguistic specialist to tell the difference between somebody saying
0:08.0	Blackhawks...
0:09.0	...and black cox.
0:14.0	And let me tell you, it was pretty wild growing up, going to football games,
0:21.8	and watching a dozen cheerleaders shout to a stand of parents.
0:26.8	We love Blackhawks.
0:28.1	Yes, we do.
0:29.0	We love Blackhawks.
0:30.0	How about you?
0:34.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:41.6	So I'm going up in like a full costume trying to do this funny like like perform a eulogy of myself i was this whole weird thing and like i'm just getting crickets
0:47.4	i mean people staring at me have no idea what i'm saying but that's how much i loved it it was
0:52.9	like so obvious that i like figured out what I wanted to do because I just,
0:57.3	it was making me so happy.
0:59.1	You wanted to do magic so bad.
1:01.1	I was like, this is my calling.
1:03.2	This is my calling.
1:04.3	I'm going to be a magician.
1:06.9	Pulling a rabbit out of a hat, cool in any language.
1:10.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:16.0	Yeah, boy!
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