TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Episode #605: We’re talking to SNL alum Jay Pharoah, and finding out who Jared really is! Justin Timberlake’s DUI Jay’s Special: Jared Mempho Gettin’ chomped by a kangaroo Death by turkey Jay’s Australian accent Getting flown out by Drake Not cock blocking your parents AI instagirls Disconnecting Recording at shows A tender story! Jared The Quiz With Balls Game Show hosting Steve Harvey SING Special Guest: Jay Pharoah Watch Jay’s Special “Jared” on September 22nd Watch “The Quiz With Balls” on Hulu Follow Jay on Instagram Jay on Tour Olympic Highlights w Becky G Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We are all in this thing together.
0:01.9	We are all messed up.
0:03.4	And no matter how messed up you think you are,
0:05.8	there's always somebody more f***ed up than you, you understand?
0:09.1	That's real tough.
0:11.7	Real talk.
0:16.6	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:20.0	It's like when you get on Instagram now,
0:21.9	you don't know if the girl is real or not.
0:23.9	You don't know if that's an AR.
0:25.4	You don't know if she's artificial intelligence
0:27.4	or you don't know if she was born from the sack.
0:31.2	You don't know if she came from the sack
0:32.9	or if she came from imagination.
0:34.9	You don't know anymore.
0:36.7	From the quantum computer.
0:39.5	I'm talking about the embryotic sac.
0:42.2	That's what I'm talking about.
0:43.3	I mean, I wasn't speaking on my sacks.
0:46.5	I was speaking on the embryo sac.
0:49.4	That's what I was talking about.
0:52.4	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
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