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🗓️ 19 August 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, darlings, I'm dead. |
0:02.1 | RIP to VIP me. |
0:04.4 | And now a group of strangers will compete to get their filthy little mitts on my glorious assets. |
0:09.9 | But only one can take home the biggest share. |
0:12.6 | The inheritance on Channel 4. |
0:14.6 | A devious new gang. |
0:16.2 | Start Sunday 31st of August. |
0:18.3 | I'm dying to see what happens. |
0:20.4 | The next episode of the commercial break is coming up soon. but first, I wanted to tell you a little story. The year was 2000-something. My 12th child had just been born. It was late at night. I was feeding her, and she lovingly looked into my eyes and said, Daddy, you're so very handsome. And I thought to myself, I will never know love like this again. And the only |
0:37.5 | thing that could make this moment better would be a sweet blue and white trucker hat with an |
0:41.1 | embroidered commercial brake logo on it. And now many years later, I've made that dream come true. |
0:45.4 | Well, not me, Astrid. But you too can know love like this by going to shop tcbpodcast.com for our very |
0:52.1 | first limited edition merch drop. |
0:54.3 | Pre-order now at shop, tcbpodcast.com, and you too can know what it feels like to be loved by exclusive TCB merch. |
1:05.1 | And I was talking to a friend of mine one night outside of comedy club, and she was out there smoking a cigarette. |
1:10.1 | And I got her so fired up. |
1:12.4 | You know, she was like, dang, I want to have a kid now, too, you know? |
1:15.3 | She goes, but then again, if I get pregnant, I got to quit smoking. |
1:18.6 | And I was like, well, I don't know, you know. |
1:23.7 | Like, it's different for everybody, you know. |
1:27.2 | Like, for instance, my sister, she smoked while she was pregnant, |
1:30.1 | and it only took her six months to have a baby. |
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