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The Commercial Break

Cold Call Pau Is Back!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The TCB Merch Drop is open thru August 22nd, 2025 HERE EP815: "Cold Call Paul" is a sales training guru highlights on earlier episodes of TCB. He brought us the beloved "HEHE" drop often used on the show. Bryan & Krissy revisit Paul and very interesting approach to social media sales calls! BING! Plus, Swifties (mainly the ones in Bryan's house) are all excited for the new dropped info regarding her 13th album. Bryan catches the fever and helps to decode some of the internet rumors...he's such a T-Man! Also, Bryan may be missing his chance to see Oasis, but the rest of the world seems to be enjoying the historic reunion of these musical brothers. Half A World Away! TCBits: Randy Crosswire invetigates UFO abduction in Crabapple on his podcast Watch EP #815 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:11.0

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0:23.9

Adobe Express, the quick and easy create anything app.

0:30.3

The next episode of the commercial break is coming up soon, but first, I wanted to tell you a little story.

0:35.1

The year was 2000 and something. My 12th child had just been born. It was late at night, I was feeding her, and she lovingly looked into my eyes and said, Daddy, you're so very handsome. And I thought to myself, I will never know love like this again. And the only thing that could make this moment better would be a sweet, blue and white trucker hat with an embroidered commercial brake logo on it. Now, many years later, I've made that dream come true. Well, not me, Astrid. But you too can know love like this.

0:38.3

Biker. white trucker hat with an embroidered commercial break logo on it. And now many years later,

0:58.7

I've made that dream come true. Well, not me, Astrid. But you too can know love like this by going to shoptcbpodcast.com for our very first limited edition merch drop. Pre-order now at shop

1:05.7

tcbpodcast.com and you too can know what it feels like to be loved by exclusive TCB March.

1:18.7

And welcome back to the Crab Apple Hour of Power. Each night between 2.15 and 3.15 a.m.,

1:26.9

we pull back the curtains on the dark shadows

1:29.5

of the Crabapple government.

1:31.7

Speaking truth to power, I am your host, as always, Rusty Crosswire.

1:36.5

I'm also the host of the Freedom Frequency podcast, available where you get some, but

1:41.6

not all of your podcasts.

1:43.2

Tonight we ask the question why the Crabapple government has been covering up multiple alien abductions right here in the township.

1:52.0

While Mayor Schlutz has promised repeatedly to release files of these abductions to the public, no such action has been taken, and this quasi-reporter

2:02.4

has to ask the tough question, why?

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