TCB Infomercial: Ari Shaffir
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 757 Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:01.0 | You may start at the feet or you'll be start at the head because I'm really wanting to blister some of y'all's haircuts, amen? That's right. I mean you're in an independent Baptist church and you got a King James Bible in your hand and you got a contemporary liberal hairdo. What in the world is wrong with you? Would you boys quit trying to look like the world? You ain't as cool as you think you are. You ain't as tough as you think you are. |
| 0:23.2 | Lord, to get like the world. You ain't as cool as you think you are. You ain't as tough as you think you are. |
| 0:22.6 | Or to get you a haircut. |
| 0:24.6 | It's high and tied over your ears and off your collar line. |
| 0:28.6 | And look like somebody that's been to the barber shop instead of the beauty salon. |
| 0:34.6 | Amen. |
| 0:36.6 | Lord of God. Salon. Amen. On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 0:44.6 | I learned the words of like beef, and then I'd like, what beef? |
| 0:47.9 | And then they point to a giant sign of like 30 different beef dishes. |
| 0:50.9 | And like, ah. |
| 0:52.4 | All right. |
| 0:53.3 | Just guess. Not the dog. Not the dog. Please. Yeah, I had dog once. I didn't have it, but I saw it on the menu once. I was too much. I was like, what is that? It told me, I was like, what's that word? And they were like, fuck, muck, muck. And I was like, chicken? And they're like, no, no, |
| 1:12.6 | bark, bark. |
| 1:14.9 | And they're like, oh, that's right. |
| 1:16.1 | That's all right. |
| 1:18.8 | Yeah, I'll pass on the park. |
| 1:24.2 | The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. |
| 1:29.8 | Welcome back to the commercial break. |
| 1:31.4 | I'm Brian Green. |
| 1:32.1 | This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. |
| 1:34.3 | Chris and Joy Haudley. |
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