TCB Classic: WWZD??

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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EP835: It's fall break and a TCB Classic is the perfect compliment to your kids driving you crazy! In the questions today? WWZD (What Would Zan Do?) is an event put on by TCB favorite PUA, Zan Perrion. In this episode from 2023, the duo review a rather lengthy video of Zan sharing about his seasonal depression, falling book sales and his "whatever" chakras. It's peak Zan! TCB Tunes: My Starbuks Boyfriend Watch the ORIGINAL EP #437 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I walked in the door to grab a latte.
0:09.0	I paid $10, heard Arianna Grande, but then I saw him and his big doll.
0:16.0	I felt my knees weak, here came the brain ball.
0:20.0	And though I'm not gay, you make me feel that way.
0:25.6	I hope it never ends, my new Starbucks boyfriend.
0:36.6	All my toes curl, all the feels come
0:41.7	My world of gold, you are my shining sun
0:45.0	We love to talk sports and swim in pools
0:48.2	You like the patio, I like the bar stools
0:51.5	And we spill tea and we crochet The other tables might think we're gay
0:58.0	I don't really care
1:00.0	I hope it never ends
1:01.0	You're my best Starbucks boyfriend And though we're still straight, you make me feel a certain way.
1:18.7	I hope it never ends.
1:21.9	My new Starbucks boyfriend.
1:25.6	And though I'm not gay
1:27.7	you make me feel that way
1:31.4	I hope it never ends
1:33.9	my new Starbucks boyfriend
1:37.4	and though I'm not gay, you make me feel away, I hope it never ends, my new Starbucks boyfriend.
2:11.6	Yeah. new Starbucks boyfriend. On this episode of the commercial break.
2:15.0	In honor of the upcoming WWZD event, I felt it was only right as we take our fall break
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