TCB Classic: Sexual Like A Man!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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EP903: TCB Classic: We finally reminded Bryan enough that he remembered to get the follow-up video to our last Mountain Monsters episode! It’s a Christmas miracle! Donate to St. Jude, The National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund, the ASPCA and the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence Leather diapers Our old Dr. Phil advertisement Bhad Babie (catch me outside) We’re back again with Mountain Monsters in their hunt for the Cherokee Devil War music An elite group Buck is having a mental breakdown The must find Huck Mr. Tumnus Huck is buck ass naked, covered in mud, and humping a totem pole Head of Security Aliens or drones Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green

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0:00.0	Hey there, cats and kittens. It's TCB Classic Day. And for this DCB Classic, we got to stretch our arms all the way back to episode number 629, which is 300 episodes ago, but like three weeks ago.
0:14.8	On this episode, fully equipped with Christina Liners and everything, Chrissy and I review the 21 convention.
0:23.6	You know the 21 convention down in Orlando where all the pickup artists go to mansplain to you,
0:28.6	how to pick up all those chicks, they have failed to learn how to pick up.
0:32.6	You do the circular math. Anywho, this was one of my favorite episodes from the entirety
0:37.5	of the 600s, and it was requested
0:39.6	by one of you. So, Tony,
0:41.8	from me to you, here's
0:43.4	episode 629,
0:45.3	How to Get Sexual, like a man.
0:48.8	Would you pay 70 pounds for a cuddle?
0:50.8	I don't like being touched by strangers. I know.
0:52.8	I pay 70 pounds and not be cuddled.
0:59.1	On this episode of the commercial break. No you. And then she's like, no, you're so sweet. And then you're like, no, it's you sweetie. That's so sweet. And then she says, no, you're so sweet, sweet. And then you say, I'll take extra serve with my pancakes. You know how many freebies I've gotten that way? Just blow jobs
1:15.4	right under the table. Works every time. You know how many old ladies are giving me head,
1:20.4	taking out their dentures and knocking one off in the bathroom? It's because I flirt with
1:23.9	everybody. Everyone. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:32.5	Yeah, boy.
1:34.4	Oh, yeah, Captain Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:37.2	I'm Brian Green.
1:37.9	This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.
1:40.0	Chris and Joy Haudley.
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