TCB Classic: Pulling Your V-Card

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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EP843: While Krissy rounds out her Mempho week we all get to go down a rabbit hole with Bryan! Well, some kind of hole with Bryan. Let's go back to 2023 on this TCB Classic and hear him, in high detail, explain his vasectomy! What a world we all live in.... To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Deck the hogs with boughs of Pauline
0:07.0	Tis the season to be jolly
0:12.0	Dine we now are gay opera
0:18.0	To join the ancient Yultight Carol.
0:23.6	Oh Lord, yeah.
0:28.6	On this episode of the Commercial Break.
0:32.6	When I listen to that intro, it reminds me that the holidays are actually right around the corner.
0:37.8	Another spin around the sun.
0:39.6	Another 312 episodes of the commercial break.
0:42.8	Another year of explaining to the children why Santa Claus is indeed a chief bastard.
0:46.7	I'm sorry, daughter of mine, it's not my fault.
0:49.0	It's Santa Claus.
0:49.8	He couldn't afford LeBouboos this year.
0:51.8	Anywho, as we limped to the finish line, where Chrissy
0:55.0	will hopefully return to her rightful place in the chair next to me, I have no choice but to run
0:59.7	one more TCB Classic for you. But this one, you will enjoy because I will not. You will
1:05.8	laugh at my expense. It's almost guaranteed. You will remember a few years ago I had my 13th and very last
1:11.7	child because I went and got my V-card pulled. Snip, snip, snap, snap. While there may be
1:16.8	motion in the ocean, there is no powder in the keg. Small ones cover your ears on this episode.
1:22.3	Because like any good mediocre comedy podcaster, even the most intimate of moments become content.
1:29.0	And while it's not my favorite memory, many people have said this was a laugh-out-loud moment.
1:34.5	Enjoy the retelling of my emasculating procedure from December of 2023, and I will be back
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