somebody going to ask me, why do I go out of my way to be petty?

I said, first and foremost, it's not out of my way.

Okay.

On this episode of the commercial break.

So we are at the point now where I think we can officially call this a mandemic.

I have mandemiced myself into a full week of sickness.

So unfortunately, there is going to be no new episode of TCB today.

But I would like to kindly remind you that we have done 6,462 hours of this damn show.

So there is absolutely no shortage of commercial rate content if that's what you need today.

And because I know some of you might want TCB content today, I'm going to repurpose an old episode.

One where I talk about Astrid's

Big Adventure down to Miami for a day and how I had to care for all 15 of my children.

It's an episode that will clearly show you what a moron I really am. I'd also like to remind

you that Chrissy and I now stream all of our recordings on YouTube, Twitch, and Kik. So if you want to hear the episodes early and live and get involved with them,

you can follow us at the commercial break on Instagram.

And we will post 15 to 20 minutes before we stream on those three platforms.

That usually occurs Tuesday through Thursday between noon and 3 p.m.

Because if there's one thing that Chrissy and I cannot do over the last six years of this show,

it's keep a schedule.

And that's why it's important you follow us at the commercial break so you don't sit on YouTube wondering where in the hell we are.

Okay, here's episode number 523 from Season 5. This is me, Brian Green, starring as Mr. Mom.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, Gats are getting. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.

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