TCB Classic: Etc, Etc, Etc

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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EP812: Bryan gets hit with the late summer virus (AKA Back to school flu!). And with RFK Jr. doing his best to make us all as sick as possible, the team has to take a day or two PTO. But fear not, TCB Classic is here to save the day! The TCBC takes us all the way to back to....January?? That's right back in the days of ole! When a man was a man and we has a functioning government. (Wow! Mr.s Show notes is spicy today!) So sit back, relax and enjoy another PUA work his way to literacy! TCBits: Crabapple's #1 Micheal Jackson Impersonator Watch EP #821 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Back by popular demand and for one night only.
0:07.0	Crab Apples number one Michael Jackson impersonator, Cory Lewin Dickless.
0:12.0	Feel the rhythm. Feel the beat. Feel that magic right in your feet with Corey.
0:18.0	Go to close your eyes and let that rhythm get into you.
0:26.6	Don't try to fight it.
0:28.6	There ain't nothing that you can do.
0:34.6	Relax the mind. Lay back and groove of mind
0:41.9	you gotta fill that yeast
0:44.2	Cory Lewin Dickliss does all 12
0:46.9	Michael Jackson albums back to back to back
0:50.2	at the Crab Apple, Country Club and Karaoke Hall
0:53.6	all night dance you into the sunlight, so what will you?
1:02.0	All night.
1:03.0	Get there early and buy your tickets now.
1:05.0	This will sell out. On this episode of the commercial break, Out.
1:14.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:23.3	As is customary when the kids go back to school, every household in America with small children experiences the late summer schmutz.
1:28.8	That schmutz, of course, is a combination of goldfish crackers, dino chicken nuggets,
1:32.9	Mickey Mouse, Gummies, bluey paint by number, puke, and green snot.
1:37.0	And as many parents who are probably suffering the same affliction will attest to,
1:38.2	there's no avoiding it.
1:42.7	The entire household is going to get sick within 10 days of the first day of school.
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