Katie, Casey was baseball mad, had the fever and had it bad.

Hey, folks.

How'd he do there?

And welcome to take me into the ballgame.

Take me back into the world of athletic beasts and where to find them.

Exactly.

On the diamond.

Yes, yes, except for there are no transphobes in this particular world.

It's true.

How do you do there? I don't know.

I was trying something new. Might workshop it. No, I loved it so much. I was speechless.

Didn't you notice? Didn't you notice the stunned and delighted silence on this half of the table?

I think I took it on the other side of the stunned silent scale. No, I enjoyed it so much.

I didn't remember what I was supposed to say next. So that is Eric Gildy. Howdy-do there?

And my name is Ellen Adair. Howdy-do? And we are two actors who decided some time ago that we would

watch baseball movies and grade them on the

20 to 80 scouting scale used for baseball prospects, and that is what we are doing to this day.

It is true to this very moment in time where we are recording this next masterpiece of an

episode, because how can we fail with such perfect material?

Indeed. For this week, in this moment, at this point in time in human history, we are discussing

the episode of television that we're drawing out as if you don't know from having read the

episode title.

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