Welcome back to TBB, aka the bestie bonus.

I'm Morgan.

I'm Taylor.

And today we have an aims for you.

And the question of the week is what is the craziest thing a coworker or employee has ever done to you?

Give us your wild ass work stories.

And you guys fucking wrote.

I mean, there's so many pictures of full-length stories in

here get the most dms off of this one goodness okay had a student poop his pants during breakfast

nobody knew he pulls a turd out and drops on the floor before continuing to eat nobody saw it

i thought i thought you were going to say eat it nobody saw it until after lunch and another kid picked it up and put it on a desk. I had to watch my cameras back to get the whole story. Has Shag kindergarten. How hard was this turd that they were picking up the turd and putting it back and moving the turd around. Yeah. Holy shit. Teachers deserve bigger salaries. Yep. Much bigger salaries. A hundred percent. A hundred percent increase. Multiple people spread a rumor that I was fucking my 63 year old boss at 23, but he was actually stalking me. Oh my God. HR. A doctor asked me if I was stupid once.

That pisses me off.

No, actually, you need to file that with the board because that is fucking crazy.

If a doctor ever said that to me, first off, you all know I get way too comfortable in a doctor's office.

I would have been like, actually, okay, you can take care of all these patients.

I'm going to go on a 30 minute break to

hr yeah and have fun also this vancomycin is due and this one's blood sugar is low start telling

their patients this and this and then yeah go to the patient be like hey i tried to uh vouch for you but

the doctor asked me if i was stupid yeah and also by the way before you yeah and when you're taking their blood pressure, when you're like getting them sat down in there and taking the vitals and shit and be like, they're going to probably ask you, how's your day been? I always do. And then if my nurse turned around and said to me, well, doctor so-and-so told him, asked me if I was stupid today.'d say cool girl let's walk out of here or documented in the chart

tried to express concern to doctor doctor uh that's nurse returned back to me and said are you stupid

are you stupid and poo-poo and time stamp yeah fucking do that a coworker has consistently ate my extra lunch food. What? Is that crazy? No, I don't know what it is, but like this was a thing also in my. What? In the lab. No. People were eating each other. Somebody was eating someone's lunch. What? It had to have been like a misunderstanding. But like, don't you know, unless your wife packs it for you?

No, I've heard like actual like horror stories constantly.

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