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🗓️ 28 October 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to TBB, aka the bestie bonus. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm Morgan. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm M. |
| 0:09.0 | And today's question of the week, M, is what is the pettiest haunting you would do if you were a ghost? |
| 0:17.0 | So our listeners rode in, and this is what they had to say. |
| 0:21.2 | I'd follow my man around and make people think that he had superpowers. |
| 0:25.0 | Oh. |
| 0:25.7 | I would haunt the absolute shit out of my mother-in-law, a non-believer, and perhaps Satan herself. |
| 0:32.0 | Okay. |
| 0:32.9 | I'd haunt my ex and his sister, former best friend by stealing their keys so they are always late. |
| 0:40.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.9 | The best friend's brother is the one for me. |
| 0:45.9 | I'm haunting my husband so he can't use being a widower to pick up women. |
| 0:50.5 | That's fair. |
| 0:51.6 | I feel like that's expected. |
| 0:53.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.5 | Do convincing scam calls every day to people that did me wrong and send the money to charity. Love that. Love that. Show my face in the mirror as he's getting ready every day. Oh, that's evil. That's like, you'll never forget me. And you'll be scared of mirrors. Yeah, and you can't even look at yourself now, actually. Right. Yeah. Any customer that is slightly rude to me, I'd make pee their pants after they took a shower. Oh, freshly cleaned. |
| 1:19.0 | I wonder what you do for work. Yeah. Hmm. My ex-boss will be having car trouble at least once a week. |
| 1:27.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.7 | That's an expensive haunt. |
| 1:29.4 | Would hide expensive items like clone alcohol or makeup from the people that I was haunting? |
| 1:34.6 | Steel phone chargers. |
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