TB Tom

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Mens Room Question: What Infected You?

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0:00.0	Americans are now among those caught up in the latest Ebola outbreak in Central Africa,
0:04.8	according to U.S. health officials.
0:06.7	CDC is helping coordinate the evacuation of a small number of U.S. citizens directly affected by the situation in the Democratic Republic of Congo.
0:15.3	Oh, cool.
0:16.0	You know you can't control yourself any longer.
0:18.9	Without stating whether any had been exposed to the virus which spreads
0:23.7	through bodily fluids.
0:26.0	Instead, and other outlets report Americans have been exposed with at least one symptomatic
0:30.4	individual.
0:31.5	CBS puts the number at six.
0:37.5	I was there to do that on national news.
0:39.1	Like Gloria Stepmone?
0:40.3	Miami Sound Machine.
0:42.3	The World Health Organization on Saturday labeled the outbreak a public health emergency of international concern.
0:48.0	I believe I got an Ebola shot.
0:51.8	There has been more than 330 suspected cases and 88 deaths associated, but only a dozen infections
0:59.1	have so far been confirmed by lab tests, two of those being in Uganda.
1:03.4	All right, so they say vaccines for Africa, depending on your exact itinerary, but yellow fever.
1:08.5	I got that.
1:09.7	Hepatitis A and B. Typoid fever, I got that. I got the fever. A and B. Typhoid fever. Menegitis. Saturday night fever and Bieber fever. No, but it doesn't say anything about Ebola. I don't know if they have, and I don't know. Well, I took some pills from malaria. Right, right, right. Just a bunch of different stuff. You probably got like a Vicodan, Oxi, you know, just Let's take these pills Yeah It was a daily thing for like 10 days before I left I had to do one pill the entire time I was there That the malaria one? I believe that's the one that gives you the runs Oh Did you have the runs when you're there? You know, not really Oh really? No No, I actually felt fine. Something about having diarrhea on safari. It just sounds like a nightmare to me. Dude, I got to poop. Well, yeah, yeah. The last thing you want to do is be squatting in a vulnerable decision. That's not good. What infected you? 206-803 rock. Hello, Tom. Welcome to the men's room.
2:02.7	Ola, gentlemen.
2:03.3	Ola!
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