Hello world. My name is Andrew Chappelle.

And my name is Cody Rigsby.

And if you haven't figured out what you're wearing for Halloween, this is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness.

We are virtual again today because I am in the process of moving.

It is every New Yorker's favorite thing to do in the world is move apartments.

It's so easy.

It's so seamless.

It's just it's so much fun moving in New York City.

I know you're being sarcastic, but actually, so I use these people called roadway movers.

If you're not using a mover in New York, I don't care what tax bracket you're in.

No, no, no, no.

Just spend the money.

Go into debt.

What are you trying to prove?

Go into debt and hire a mover because you need to do it. Your friends do not want to help you.

And pizza is not the appropriate payments.

No, nobody wants pizza for hours upon hours of manual labor. Well, also, we're too old. Like, our backs go out too easy to be lifting things. Even if you have an elevator, it's too much. Speak for yourself. I've always been told by Cindy Rigsby at a very young age to lift with your legs and not your back.

Okay?

Because Cindy Rigsby, I almost called her Lindsay Rigsby. Not a bad name. Maybe for the daughter, you know? Maybe for my daughter. Maybe it has a ring to it. What was I saying, though? Cindy Rigsby. She talked with your legs. You lift with those legs because she did a lot of high labor jobs and she didn't want me to have back problems.

But here I am with them.

I won't be lifting anything. Roadway movers will be doing it. They are actually, Cody, they're the ones who moved me from L.A. to New York. Oh, you have a great relationship with them. Listen, they moved me from L.A. to New York. I was so impressed with them.

So anyway, so Wren, if you're, if you need to move, I have a, um, a special code on my Instagram.

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