Taylor Tomlinson

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Taylor Tomlinson feels braggadocious about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Taylor sits down with Conan to discuss the benefits of starting out at a young age, the joke that got her kicked out of church gigs, the horrors of performing on a cruise ship, and more. Plus, part two of the rejected Bond theme quiz! Get tickets for Taylor’s upcoming tour here. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Taylor Tomlinson.
0:08.4	And I feel braggadocious about being a Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:12.4	Try bragging about it though.
0:13.9	It's not gonna be good.
0:14.9	Oh, I have.
0:15.9	Oh, I have, yeah, I sent it to my sibling group chat this morning, which is very active.
0:20.0	And my youngest sister wrote back in all caps, holy fucking shit.
0:24.6	Say hi to Sona for me.
0:26.2	I love her so much and my idols, and then in lower case, love Conan too.
0:32.2	Oh, that was a body blow.
0:34.6	That was a punch, that was a punch to the solar plexus.
0:38.6	And I wasn't prepared for it, so all the wind has gone out of me.
0:42.2	I liked it.
1:03.6	Hey, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend.
1:06.6	I just spit some gum out of my mouth.
1:11.2	How many sticks?
1:12.2	Well, that's just it.
1:13.2	I was chewing.
1:14.2	I think I put in three pieces.
1:17.2	Sona, you've observed over the years that I'm incapable of having just one stick of gum.
1:22.9	But it's not even like you have the pack in your hand.
1:27.4	You take it, you wrap it, you shove it in your mouth.
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