Taylor Tomlinson on Netflix, Conan and Stand-Up Stardom
Obsessed: The Podcast
The Daily Beast
4.5 • 686 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2022
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Last Laugh. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm Matt Wilstein from The Daily Beast, and this week, one of my favorite stand-up comedians, Taylor Tomlinson, has released her second hour-long special, Look at You, on Netflix. |
| 0:19.8 | Here's a clip just to give you an idea of how on top of her game she is right now. |
| 0:25.1 | A lot of my friends are settling down. |
| 0:26.9 | Some of them are just settling, period, end of sentence. |
| 0:30.3 | You guys know those couples? |
| 0:32.3 | Everyone knows one couple like that. |
| 0:33.9 | Or like one person in the couple is way hotter and cooler than the other person in the |
| 0:37.8 | couple. I like to call those couples chocolate covered raisins. Because you're like, sure, you |
| 0:44.4 | could put those two together if you want. But every time you see them, you're like, chocolate, |
| 0:51.4 | what are you doing? |
| 0:55.7 | You could have been with anybody. |
| 0:57.8 | You could have been with caramel, you could have been with marshmallow, |
| 1:01.4 | you could have been with peanut butter who I heard Cures Depression. |
| 1:09.9 | And you want to be with raisin forever? |
| 1:12.8 | Like, no offense, raisin, you're great. We love you. Nature's candy. That's you. But you belong with like oatmeal. Like, you know that, right? This doesn't feel good, right? |
| 1:21.2 | Aren't you scared every day that someone's going to come along and suck chocolate right off of you? |
| 1:27.6 | I love this joke. |
| 1:28.7 | I like to feel couples in the audience looking at each other, |
| 1:30.6 | like, am I chocolate or raisin? |
| 1:34.3 | We're both chocolate, right, babe? |
| 1:35.7 | We're chocolate-covered chocolate. |
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