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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Taylor Swift Gave Me Purpose

Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Hello.. so today we have changed. We FINALLY have a legit purpose!! Thanks Tay Tay hehe

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Lucas!

0:05.0

And I'm Jacob!

0:07.0

Broke the four-hose podcast!

0:12.0

Welcome back to another spectacular episode of Bros Before Hose featuring internet personalities

0:18.0

Lucas Crookshink and Jacob Allen Crookshink.

0:21.0

Yes, today we're gonna break free from our leashes of internet personas and we're gonna

0:28.0

dibble dabble into mainstream personas right here.

0:33.0

I actually just realized I messed up your middle name is an Allen.

0:36.0

My middle name's Allen, but your middle name is David.

0:39.0

I didn't even notice, I just went a lot because I, yeah, my middle name is David.

0:43.0

I used to be so in bearer.

0:45.0

I mean, remember in preschool, I was like, don't tell me, don't tell the teachers that my

0:50.5

name's David or something.

0:52.5

But I was so embarrassed to the middle name Allen too, because the Allen just sounds, I

0:56.5

remember when I was younger, like six, I thought it was just so embarrassing.

1:00.5

Yeah, because it just sounds so kinda odd, post-inny.

1:04.5

I know, it's like a old man name for a little boy.

1:08.5

Yeah, so then you get embarrassed and then when someone says it,

1:11.5

police.

1:13.5

Police?

1:15.5

Pull ice open the door.

1:18.5

Oh, no, no, I literally googled YouTube, I YouTube police being on the door sound effect,

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