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America denies the election deniers.

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So let's do this people. Let's jump straight into today's headlines.

Alright, before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world.

Starting with Taylor Swift.

This morning, tickets went on sale for the singer's first tour in four years.

And so many fans rushed onto the ticket master site that it immediately crashed.

And no one could get tickets.

And yeah, ticket master, the Taylor Swift so wrong, she's already put out three albums about them.

They're going to learn their lesson.

I know everyone thinks that getting these tickets is the most important thing in the world.

But it's really not.

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