You really do wear the pants now in this relationship. You're counting things down.

I know. I know. You're deciding what the topic is. Yeah.

Welcome to The Crunch. It is your boy Ethan.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. One second. A bunch of kids started just screaming outside of my window.

Yeah, sure. But your kids now that you're married?

Yeah, now that I'm married. Sorry. Hi. I'm marriage. I'm Patrick Marriage Nevy. Welcome to the podcast.

In your marriage, did you also lose your microphone?

I did.

Oh, do I sound that bad?

Yeah.

No, you don't sound that bad, but I think it's just funny because now there's this clear demarcator between nice, clean-cut Bachelor Pat and already, even just two weeks in, no

microphone.

Don't get married kids kids your audio quality goes way

that late to the late to the freaking pod because you were at old navy with your wife who are you

who are you this is not the podcast i signed up for i didn't get married no way no i just start

this podcast so that you could go shopping with

your wife no no listen i'm upset she needed she needed to close for her new job okay she it was

important it's i'm sure it was and um so side business isn't important her work is but your work

isn't wow you've really changed man you're so

different you don't even want to be in the band anymore dude i thought i thought the music was what

drove you you changed um okay so i what were we talking about we were talking about you being married and having kids. Oh, no, we were talking about the audio. We need to explain the audio quality. So I was told not to come to work because of COVID. I took a test. They shoved the thing up my nose. It was the worst ever. It sucks. Don't do it, unless you need to, obviously. And'm negative the case the test came back which is great um

but we had a we had a confirmation retreat planned for today and i couldn't go because they were like

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