Hey, what's up?

What's up?

It's your rose pricks, girls, and it's a little bit different today. It's me,

Cessley Nobler, with Stephanie Wilder Taylor. And while we normally just do straight up cringe,

that's what we've been doing on these days and other things, obviously. This is pretty

cringe, too. So don't worry. We're still sticking with the brand, but we are almost at The Bachelorette.

I mean, it's almost back. Like next week, it's going to be back.

This Sunday.

We're doing our ass roast.

Yeah. This upcoming Sunday night.

Yeah. It's crazy. Oh, yeah. This week. Oh, my God. So we have our new bachelorette is Taylor Frankie, Paul.

I guess we should talk about her for a second before we get into the dudes.

Yeah.

For those who don't remember, she was one of the main, she caused a lot of chaos on the secret life of Mormon wives.

A show that I found also pretty painful. We watched, we covered like two seasons, I want to say.

No, one season. Just the one. You refute, you flat out refused. Season two.

Do you remember that? You're like, nope, I'm absolutely 100%. No. I was like, okay. You know what? I'll give you this. I'll give you this. You were right. Sometimes you are right. Sometimes I'm right. You were right about the Nick Viall age show. I did, I did try to watch that just in my, oh, I'm like five episodes in. Oh, you did. Well, because I thought you might want to talk about it. I'm so disgusted by it. We should totally talk about it because we put in that time. I'm only, I thought, whatever they dropped, and what I did is I started just, I just started fast forwarding.

Like I watched the first episode kind of. And then I was like, this is so bad. So I would just fast forward to see like their age. Like they'd go into the promise room or whatever. And we'll

wait on this. But then I was like, okay, I'm not going to sit through this. Just how old are you?

So the grossest part, though, is where the guys are like, I have no idea how old she is. Listen, she looks 19, not a day over 19.

So if you pretend to act shocked that she's 21 years old, I'm going to fucking come through the

television screen and punch you. And the guys all look

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