Today's new book, Paper Boy. To order today time for the Howie Car Show.

There are new calls for the President of Harvard to step down.

The members of the school paper's editorial board wrote a dissent and said,

for Harvard's sake, it's time to let Gaye go.

The Harvard Crimson student-run newspaper out of Harvard, is now reporting that their president,

and battled President Claudine Gay is set to resign imminently.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

I'm gonna put up a magic ojoint.

All it does.

I'm afraid you're just too darn loud.

Next place.

I'm curious, what sort of holiday foods have you been enjoying over the last few days?

Chaco Cannon.

Eating a lot of chicken of chicken parmesan.

I'm eating all Italian foods basically.

And ice cream.

Chocolate chip ice cream.

I want a double-dipped waffle cone with chocolate, vanilla chocolate chip. Rump swabs, Chocolate, Vanilla Chocolate Chip.

Rump Swabs, Hacks, and Moon Bats Beware!

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Howie Car. Car.

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