Happy birthday to anyone celebrating today. It's your fucking day. It's your day. You know?

It is. Make it about you. Or if it's tomorrow, it's about you.

It's your day and no one else's day. Live in your main character energy. You are the only person born on this day. 100%. You know, like, this, I'm with Taylor Strecker. You know her by her voice. Yeah. Hey, girl, hey. But we're in person this time. in person, in my studio, in my house.

That sounds so much fancier than it. Hey girl hey. But we're in person this time. In person, in my studio, in my house.

That sounds so much fancier than it is, but it's the damn truth.

It is the damn truth.

It's also freezing a shit in here.

It's always the coldest room in the house.

Which is saying a lot because your house is an ice box.

Most of the time, yes, because I like to keep it that way.

I'm really sick of it.

I'm sorry. And my wife is doing it to me now, too, because she's pregnant. She has hot flashes. I'm just so sick of being cold. I would never say that. I say it every day of my life. You know what? The only time I said that was in Vegas because you had to wear cute outfits, which we'll get to. and so you you I don't like being cold when you can't put cozy or or put a sleeve on right you know what I mean like the whole point

of being cold and why I like it so much is because I get to cover my body okay that I understand

like I don't like being out there in a tank top that's not fun for me we were showing so much skin Like, I don't like being out there in a tank top.

That's not fun for me. We were showing so much skin. No, like, I don't like being in my house in a tank. Like, I don't like existing naked. I like to exist as covered up as possible. And that's why I like everything to be cold. I mean, I'm used to it. My wife is the same. Like I literally was out on our roof because we have our own roof in our apartment.

And my, everything to be cold. I mean, I'm used to it. My wife is the same. Like, I literally was out on our

roof because we have our own roof in our apartment. And my inflatable hot tub, not to brag, I know it sounds very bougie to have an inflatable hot tub from fucking Costco, but here we are. It's not inflatable. It's like an actual thing. It's literally inflatable. You literally blow it up. I mean, it's like a souped up inflatable hot tub with like a heater and shit.

And I like a heater and

shit and I like put chlorine and stuff in it, but it is indeed inflatable. You're such a dad already.

It's so like and I like I love it more than anything in the world. I'm going to start calling you daddy.

Please do. Father. I'll be father. I'll be daddy. I'll be pa.

We should really, let's like really hone in in what we want me to be called. Wait, are you serious that you've been considering? I want to be dad. That's confusing. Well, we're not going to do it to the, to, to the child. Oh, that's what I, that's what I was just talking. That was what I thought what you meant. have her call.

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