We got to keep on the right side.

You got to keep all on the right side.

I said in my paycheck called my blue boots.

That's okay to me now I got for me to go.

On the right side, you got to keep on the bright side, you got to be all on the bright side.

Oh, I got to be on.

Oh, I got a Bart Simpson taking a dump on my chest.

It's got family heritage.

Family heritage.

So I look at it and I remember my bitch of a mother. So I never forget. And on my back it says, bless this mess and a tattoo. I make good decisions. I went to the

shop and I got some elephants with their trunks in their ass.

It's all going around my arm because I'm getting a job.

I'm getting a job at Fuck You Productions.

Tattoos, baby.

Hell yeah, tattoos.

I'm getting shit tattooed on my ass and be tattooed on my dick. Yeah. Let everyone know what's a coming. And so also you don't forget. So you don't look at your penis and like, do I poo out of this? Is this where the poo-pooka leaves? Is this where I go bye-bye? Is this where I go bye-bye? I'll pull from my pee-pee.

I pee-p-p-poo. We're usually a little classier than this, but, you know, I figure, like, tattoos, we'll start off pee-p-p-poo. Who cares? Peep-p-poo-durty. This is the brighter side. I'm Ed Larson. That's Amber Nelson. Eddie Ewing, with us as always. Amber, how was your week?

My week?

Yeah.

I got bangs.

Oh, bangs. Oh, what did you think I said? I thought you were just like, I got banged. I would fit on the tattoo podcast. No, I did not get banged this week or last week or the week before that. Oh, that's so fine.

I hold my pillow at night. It's okay. I do get bangs. Yeah, they're very subtle. They're subtle bangs. I feel like a blunt bang is a little like, that's your whole personality now. And I just don't feel like I'm going through a midlife crisis. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a summer cut. Thank you.

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