We're on hold your thing up more shit. Sorry here I am we recording outside on our porch

New Jersey and here little birdies in the background those are them and what those are the

kids the pals and we're also on our iPhones recording I'm memos because we

forgot the fucking mics we forgot the mics in LA guys just touch your screen

when it goes dim so it doesn't like stop recording I don't know how to work

you can you can set your thing so it doesn't dim at all really yeah I've

been figured out how to do that yeah we came home do surprise my mom for her

birthday and then some things went wrong and we had to well not not wrong in a

bad way what even happened with the surprise got spoiled someone told my mom

we were coming yeah and the surprise got spoiled but she was so like happy so

whatever yeah we're back we're New Jersey and it is so lush and green and nice

here and I love nature so much and I want to I want to we know you want to we

want to hug the trees yeah well I told my significant other that my I was

surprising my mom and then she told mom yeah it was an accident what I said

I said I said oh she did I do never I have to tell her that I was a surprise

so it was my fault and then they had a conversation without me and then

because they do that they have girl talk and I'm not invited it's nice so yeah

so I fucked up it was you then's fault I am the root of the problem but

anyway we're here my mom's happy that we're here and I need a haircut really bad

so she's gonna give me a haircut dude my my hair so fuzzy why is it so fuzzy

I don't remember my hair ever being this fuzzy before now I have a bald spot in

the front of my head that I haven't had hair this short with ever I got that

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