Tatiana Maslany
Couples Therapy
Naomi and Andy
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Orphan Black was one of our couples shows in the earlier days of our relationship, which means we've imprinted on Tatiana Maslany like ducklings on a mama duck! We're profesh enough tho that we (mostly) keep our fangirling in check on today's episode! Hot on the press junket for her brand new Apple TV+ show Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, Tatiana dropped by the ol' virtual couch for the usual Couples Therapy smorgasbord of light/heavy - we talk about our morning routines as well as our 4am fears, Tatiana's childhood in Saskatchewan and Tatiana's adulthood in anxiety, Everything from perimenopause to sloppy breakfasts, we got it all, and of course, we talk improv openings for 90 seconds, just like you love us to! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!
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| 0:00.0 | Open your hearts. |
| 0:01.6 | Loisten your butts. |
| 0:03.1 | It's time for couples therapy. |
| 0:05.6 | With me? |
| 0:06.5 | Do I say me? |
| 0:07.6 | With Tatyano Roslani. |
| 0:10.0 | Hosted by Tatyano Monslani. |
| 0:14.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:15.6 | This podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their |
| 0:19.9 | homies talking excellent |
| 0:20.8 | vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situationships and conscious and coupling |
| 0:24.9 | from Netflix hookups to single them with some hulu tech sex regrets so feeling on your new |
| 0:29.4 | Juboo they gonna talk about it ah yeah you are in by the eye needing therapy I guarantee baby we got it |
| 0:34.5 | it's cup's therapy couple therapy |
| 0:40.7 | hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy my name is Naomi my name is |
| 0:48.0 | Andy and we're a real life couple of comedians and on couples therapy we answer a couple |
| 0:52.4 | of different questions from a couple different |
| 0:54.5 | listeners. |
| 1:10.6 | Definitely. That is what we do. That is what we do. That is what we do, Naomi. What's up, dear? Well, let's just be honest. Okay, let's be real. We're recording this before I leave for New York City. So at the time that people have heard this, I will have been in New York. I will have performed at the bellhouse. |
| 1:11.8 | So I'm going to just say now. |
| 1:12.8 | Thank you to everyone who attended. |
| 1:13.3 | Yes. |
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