I'm sick and I've been traveling while sick. I've been in all over the world in airports

on planes. I'm ill. It's hard being me. Anyway, I had five tape speeches I wanted to

film today, but I'm going to wait till I'm better. So we're just going to get rid of one

of the pet peeves I have that I notice every single time I go to the airport, especially

Eastern European airports and I don't know why they do it. Why do people maybe you know James?

Why the fuck do people cling film their suitcases? Have you seen that when they put that cling film

rounding? Why? It's to prevent people from putting stuff in your suitcases not taking stuff out of

your suitcase. Who's going to push shade your suitcases after you check it in? It's our people

that work at the airport, they smuggle drugs like putting in people's suitcases and then a person

at the other side will take out the suitcases. I'm sorry, James. I do not believe that shit for a second.

Never in my life have I ever put my suitcase in the plane and got off and opened my suitcase and

it was full of fucking drugs. No one's ever put anything in my suitcase and no one's ever taken

anything out and if people want to search your suitcase if you have if you check your suitcase in

and then the authorities want to search it then they have to cut through all this they're not

going to go oh we think there's a bomb in there but he's cling filmed it so we'll just leave it.

They're going to have to cut through all this bullshit. Why? Why do people cling film their suitcases?

I cannot find a good enough reason for why that is. I do not believe you're drug smuggling bullshit.

We're in Bookerrest. I was flying from Bookerrest to Vienna. No one's smuggling coke from

Romania to Vienna. It's not Colombia. Now why? Because they're fucking red necks. Eastern Europeans do this

because they're just weirdos. Red necks. Oh it's my stuff. It's my stuff. I have to wrap up my stuff. No one

touches my stuff. No one's to see your fucking t-shirts. There is no reason to wrap your suitcase.

Every time I see someone doing it I guarantee you when I become Lord of Earth what I want to do is

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