I want to know what happened to all our action heroes.

Remember the AES you had Segal, you had Stallone, you had Arnie, you had Junk called Van Dam,

you had the dude who plays Ivan Drago, can't remember his name right now, Dolph Lungard.

You had all these big strong men and nobody told him what to do and no girl ever beat

them up and they were big and they were mussely and they were brave.

And this is what boys looked up to to become a man.

You used to watch these movies when you were young and you wanted to be like them.

Look at the modern action heroes, look who they choose to play heroes.

Look at the dork, the last guy who played Spider-Man.

He looks like a geek.

How the fuck is Spider-Man a geek?

Look at the dude who plays Incredible Hulk.

I saw on his Twitter, he was wearing a pro-feminism t-shirt.

Ralph, you're an incredible Hulk.

Do you think Incredible Hulk gives a fuck about feminism?

You're an incredible Hulk.

Oh wait, oh feminist, it's just ridiculous.

And they choose complete pussies because they want boys to look up to complete

pussies and try and be like complete pussies because they don't want boys to end up like me,

the motherfucking man.

What we're talking about fighting, I'm wearing for the first time ever my war room clothing.

So I've decided to build a brand of clothing which is combat effective.

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