So we're doing a take speech on the road today because I've got some work to do, I can't just spend my time spreading wisdom to you motherfuckers for free.

But my measly 3000 subscribers, I'm making no money for this shit, it's fixing the world because I'm a glad therapist, a kind guy.

Did anyone talk about happiness? People say to me all the time, take, what's the secret to being happy? What's the secret to being happy?

I've got a unique theory of happiness, my theory of happiness is this follows.

I'm not a physicist, but I remember from physics, which I did at college level, I didn't do with the university level when they said that.

In a scientific term, there's not really such thing as cold. Cold is just a lack of heat.

Heat has a scientific, you can observe heat scientifically from the atoms move or things jitter or whatever and heat is generated.

But cold isn't a thing, cold is just a lack of heat. And for that perspective, when people say to me, take, how do you be happy?

Let me try to explain to them, happiness isn't a thing. In my view, happiness is just a lack of grief as cold is just a lack of heat.

And when I say this to people, they look at me like, when we talk about it more, let's go true because I don't feel happy.

We are not children anymore. We're grown-ups and grown-ups have responsibilities and stresses and things are on our shoulders.

When you say you want to be happy, what you're saying is you want to feel like you did when you were two years old, and you're giving those jelly beans, and you were staying up late, and you had no fucking worries in the world.

That ain't going to happen unless you literally crack billionaire stays. And even if you do, depending on the country or if you're in Saudi Arabia or Russia, whatever, most of these billionaires have been jailed anyway for one reason or another politically moving shit.

You're a fucking grown-up, you are never going to have a life that's that carefree, that giddish happiness, that childish happiness you've felt inside.

When you were a child, is specifically that. It's childish happiness. Happiness for grown-ups doesn't work that way.

Happiness for grown-ups is an absolute lack of grief. When I say this, you'll go, oh yeah, but I'm sad. You ain't sad, motherfucker.

You ain't sad. Imagine the worst thing that could happen to you. Imagine your entire family is in a car, and they get in a car crash on the M1, and they all die.

Your wife, your parents, your siblings, all of them die at once. That's the worst thing that could happen to you. Has that happened today?

And if you're watching this video and going, no, that hasn't happened today, then you're fucking happy.

Because you're not grief-stricken. You're not completely breaking down in tears in a state of mind where you cannot imagine life ever being the same again.

So if you don't feel that way, you are happy. You're just not as happy as you imagine yourself to be as a kid because you're a fucking immature moron.

Like everything else in life, happiness is a sliding scale. You're trying to attain a happiness, which you're only going to attain two or three times in your adult life.

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