In a previous life, I was a pimp. I've made money about every way you can possibly make

money on the God's Green Earth. That's all the way I managed to get any money. So back

in my pimpin days, every pimp knows that you try and avoid violence. Pimp means positively

inspirational and motivating person. You try and motivate them, you know, keep them out

in the streets, whatever, whatever. Sometimes they have to know, they fuck with you too

tough. You go all back up. Now, there's a few sayings in the pimp game which just get

your pimp pan twitching. Because just too many years in the game, little things like it's

cold outside. The fuck you mean it's cold outside. I need money today. And as soon as you hear

that shit, you just start, your pimp pan starts to get warmed up automatically. And they're

saying that I hear people running their mouths about and coming out with that. There's

nothing to do with the pimp game. Now, I retire from that, which has got my pimp pan twitching

just like before. And that is, I don't eat gluten. What the fuck do you mean you don't eat

gluten? Since when do people not eat gluten? Since when has it been cool? What the fuck is gluten?

I know what gluten is. It's a wheat protein. Do you know what gluten is? In fact,

I've had this happen to me about six times in my life and people say they don't eat gluten.

And I've asked them all what gluten is and two new and four didn't even fucking know what it was.

Well, it's in bread. Yeah, but what is it? It's in bread. It's like you fucking bimbo.

You get slapped. Humans have been eating bread for thousands of years. Literally thousands of

years. And nearly every civilization on this planet, people are eating bread. And now you want to

come along with your bullshit imaginary dietary requirement because you think it makes you sound

special. You sound like a dig. If you, anyone had a problem to digest in gluten, they would have

died out thousands of years ago. Natural selection and evolution would have taken care of all your

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