This is something I haven't been willing to talk about.

That's what this show is. It's being vulnerable and real. Home Invaders, keep scrolling. This isn't for you, Home Invaders. Is it a bug? It's crazy. Is it a bug? How is he even in a position where his balls are available to be seen on a live stream? Oops. Okay, don't act like I'm a super caring. Is something wrong at home? It's viral.

It's spreading like COVID out in these streets.

Oh, and I'm the unrelatable one.

Are we rolling? Mm-hmm. Okay, well, then I just keep my mouth shut. What? Nothing. Okay. Okay. What? Nothing. Oh, my God. Hi. What? Nothing. What? No, nothing. What? You're trying to shame, Chris? No. I thought I was being ghosted by all of you. Honestly. I thought everyone was in no show. I was like, where are they? Truly, I think we need to make Chris Cher's location with us because I was about to start calling hospitals. I honestly was like, because he was like pulling some weird shit this morning. I thought we were going to have to call him live on air and be like, what's wrong? We didn't hear from Chris all weekend. All weekend. Quiet as a mouse. Where were you, Christopher? I don't know. Dealing with a lot of emergencies, honestly. Oh, no. I texted him this morning and I was like, are you showing up? I didn't know if today was happening because normally you guys text the night before and no one

texted.

You're the one who starts the text because if you don't text and say, hey, are you guys going to come and hang out for a little bit? We wouldn't. And then I texted. You have the clue that keeps his family together, Chris. You're the boss. You're in charge. Normally Chris is always at like 8 p.m. He's like a U-Up text.

Yeah.

One time tomorrow.

And so the one time he doesn't do that, I was like, is he soft quitting? I texted Lizzie on the side. I was like, I think he's soft quitting. Honestly, I was afraid to speak this into existence, but I was like, I think he's probably in the hospital. Well, and then I got concerned. I was like, should we call him like three times? And I, yeah, so. And then I checked and it was all good. And then I'm late and I get a selfie of Chris at the front door and I was like, oh, thank God he's alive. But I'm late and I wasn't going to tell you because I thought you were at the hospital. Period. So now just too bad. I only told Lizzie I was late.

We're glad. But I'm late, and I wasn't going to tell you because I thought you were at the hospital. Period. So now it's just too bad.

I only told Lizzie I was late. We're glad you're alive. Thanks. Congratulations on the new car. It doesn't feel like congratulations. I'm the most depressed person to ever get a new car. No, I think everybody feels that way. Like even people who get fancy cars are like, oh my God, like, but this is how I can rationalize the cost of it.

It's like, what are we going to do?

And then the buyers,

the buyer's, No, I think everybody feels that way. Like, even people who get fancy cars are like, oh, my God, like, but this is how I can rationalize the cost of it.

It's like, what are we going to do? Walk across America. The buyer's remorse sets in and you're like, oh. And then having to felt like, well, not even having to fill. You were literally forced into having to get a new car. So it's like, spin money. Yeah. Oh, as I was driving home, like, it was so weird because they were like,

oh, ring a bell, let's take a picture.

And I'm sitting there, like, spin money. Yeah. Oh, as I was driving home, like, it was so weird because they were like,

oh, ring a bell.

Let's take a picture.

And I'm sitting there, like, about to cry because I see the amount of money I have to put down. And, like, literally, like, wanting to cry. And I'm like, I don't want to take a picture. And they make me take a picture. and my picture is me like depressed.

Are you by yourself or did somebody go with you?

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