I thought you said the neighbors liked that I'm problematic.

Do you want us to like call you?

No.

Okay.

I have to...

Oh!

I'm gonna kill myself.

So what's up?

I made a hole on my microphone.

That would be super human powers. What's up you guys?

What's up you guys?

Welcome to the backyard camp out sip edition.

The SIP backyard camp out edition. This is, and I know you guys like a close-up on our face, but that's just not a possibility this week. Today you have to see how awkward our legs are when we're recording. I think it is like... Can he not punch in and get rid of our legs? No, because have you... That's not how framing works. Who cares about the frame when you've got legs like these right now? Do you know what I'm saying? I think they're gorgeous. I think we just have to embrace all of us. If they get to hear all of our raw, unfiltered stories, they should see what we actually look like. Can they see my pussy, Chris? I hope so. Because it's itchy. We're not as beautiful as we may seem when we're perfectly lit and framed well and color-graded.

It's a fly.

It was a bee.

Use your eyes.

Your eyes stopped working just because we're outside.

So what's up?

What is up?

And I only have what I can use, like, at the house.

Everything's at the office now, so I only have two mic outputs on this roadcaster, so Chris is micless.

Do you want to explain why?

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