Tasting Shane’s CRAZIEST Soda Creations!!!
The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
Ryland Adams
4.4 • 7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 98 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If they can call me names, I can call them names right back. |
| 0:02.0 | Period. Period. |
| 0:03.0 | Shane's coming in to save the sip. My life has been difficult as one can imagine. Yellow? Oh my god! Well, now none of the things I was gonna bitch and complain about seem valid. This is a little satisfying. Once in a while, you get a little reality check. It's the past, it's the president's the future bitch. Get on board. Don't tell Chris where the ice came from. |
| 0:23.0 | You are fun! |
| 0:24.0 | I do. nature. It's the past. It's the president's the future bitch. Get on board. Don't tell Chris |
| 0:22.0 | where the ice came from. You are a fun. I mean, I would never. |
| 0:26.3 | Oh, shh. Oh, Elizabeth. What? Okay, you're coming in hot today. |
| 0:38.3 | Well, yeah. |
| 0:39.3 | So what was... |
| 0:40.3 | I'm always hot today. |
| 0:41.3 | What was going on? |
| 0:42.3 | This motherfucker, he cuts me off in traffic, and I'm minding my own business. |
| 0:48.3 | I'm on the way to the vet because my dog had swallowed a quarter. |
| 0:53.3 | Oh. Joe swallowed a quarter. |
| 0:57.7 | Joe dropped a quarter around the house, didn't pick it up. |
| 0:59.9 | I said, Joe, pick up the quarter. |
| 1:02.2 | No, it doesn't pick up the quarter. |
| 1:05.0 | Three days later, dog swallows quarter. |
| 1:10.0 | So I'm in the car on the way to the vet, and there's no dog in the car you got the damn kid i've got ernie in the |
| 1:13.8 | car so what the hell i'm not going to waste i'm not going to waste a trip oh what is can i please |
| 1:19.7 | have some decent headphones i bet you gave it to jo how long have you been on is are you guys |
| 1:24.5 | having sex again yet what you would jo and Joe. At the postpartum. No. No. Okay. He drinks a beer, gets all amorous. And I said, oh, you're going to have to take care of yourself. Oh. That's it. I'm done. Okay, you guys. Well, welcome back to the Symp official podcast with me, Ryan and Adams her, Liz with Gordon. I would never say amorous. That works. I would never say amorous. I know it's like she got a bigger vocabulary. You got to play into the lack. Describe amorous. Amorous. Amorous. Okay, define. Horny. Horny. That's what that means? That means, yeah, it means seductive, horny, sensuous, that sort of thing. Okay, well, did we fool any of you? April fools. Gotcha, bitch. Got you bitches. Elizabeth, Chris, will be joining us in the food section, I think, right? Yeah, I'm hungry. Let's go. Okay, we're going to eat, but that's for you guys in an hour from now. |
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