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🗓️ 3 September 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm gonna smash this pumpkin pie in your face. This is gonna get us in so much trouble. I'm a mother with sunburnt eyes. The cars hate to see the sip coming. But it's okay, because it's Labor Day, so I called a laborer out. Ronald McDonald is pride-coded. Oh no. This is kind of a problem. Oh, yeah. Hold on just one second. Hello. |
| 0:21.6 | That's the last time that car was seen before the Netflix documentary. |
| 0:23.6 | Oh my god. |
| 0:24.6 | Lizzie's husband recently has been like, you have a serious problem. |
| 0:27.6 | You do just love working on a holiday. |
| 0:29.6 | This is no way to start. |
| 0:39.7 | I'm literally chewing still. |
| 0:40.7 | Take it back to one. |
| 0:41.7 | What? |
| 0:42.7 | I'm literally eating. |
| 0:43.7 | It's a mouthful. |
| 0:48.5 | I said, do you guys get me on an Ottoman in here? |
| 0:52.7 | You guys, nobody ever inquired about what kind of furniture I need. |
| 0:58.9 | No one's ever asked what I need, furniture-wise. |
| 1:01.9 | Okay, you have stuff on your lips. |
| 1:03.1 | I'm just going to leave it. |
| 1:03.9 | It's Labor Day. |
| 1:04.8 | I'm just telling you because, you know, |
| 1:07.4 | I don't want you to be the person that you don't enjoy being around. Because you can't muster up the courage to tell him that there's always boogies. This is not behind a pool. You think he knows? You think he... One can never be too sure who's watching. I mean, obviously, this person isn't self-aware enough to know that they're up there. Shut the fuck. I'm just saying, if you're a person that doesn't... What are you doing? This person wouldn't identify as this if they're not aware that it's a problem. I mean, I'm sure they're aware. It's probably a medical problem. No, I've never heard of that being besides a note from a doctor. I'm going to need, we need to contact the significant other of this person. Hell no. And says, is this an actual medical problem? Because I can't stand being around this person. No, I can stand it. You can't. Yeah, I'm just, listen, we need to move on move on okay are you going to execute on the other bean |
| 2:02.6 | for this next pregnancy my bracelet yeah because i'm looking lizzie likes to get beans well this |
| 2:08.8 | was a gift oh it was yeah from who my friend megan that's a nice gift is that tiffany's yeah |
| 2:15.4 | very nice gift me Megan's crazy. |
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