It's bothering me.

It's bothering me.

I know.

It's bothering me.

The devil's up to his truth. I don't have time to fucking talk to you right now. Witch fingers. Dark energy just entered the room. It's me. You're dark right now? Why am I always doing this? She's from New Jersey. He's never heard somebody say bird girl. Is it okay if I share with the class that I'm not tandem feeding my children? We're leaping into our glory.

I'm at risk of becoming a 3 We're leaping into our glory.

I'm at risk of becoming a three under three mom right now.

No, you don't annoy me except for the fact that you literally won't hang out with me.

That is crazy. It's crazy.

I'm starting to be offended. I literally stopped the entire meal. I was at last night and went, oh my God, Ryland just sent me the saddest text. It was sad. Well, because I woke up in the morning and I said, are we going to the zoo or what? I didn't get that text. Okay. And then no response. I think you were just going at a thousand miles an hour texting me about everything and conveniently missed it.

Then you called me and I was like, oh, are we going to the zoo? And you were like, now I have plans. I'll come after the nap. And then. I said if my plans fall through, I'll come after the nap. You said, which though they're falling through because what the dads are coordinating. Well, you said, the plan is over by the time the nap ends.

I was wrong about that.

And so at 6 p.m. I said, I guess I'll just stop waiting.

It was really sad. I felt so bad. I was at a meal with like six other adults. And I went,

Joe Rylin just sent the saddest text. He's like, who cares?

He shot me one of those looks where he was like,

shut up. I stand up for you on this podcast, Joe,

when I text and hold your wife accountable for being a deadbeat dad to me,

Ryland.

I need you to defend me.

Okay, Joe, listen.

Because we're also in the same predicament and your wife is dragging me.

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