I'm done with my dark, sad life.

I can't even tell you what I did last night.

Oh, you want me to out myself about the toy?

My skin feels like it's tearing off on top. Oh my god, did I tell you the horrible news? So I hate him. I don't know why big turkey suddenly took over. You try to do something that one of these woo-woo girls tells you will help, and then you end up with a yeast infection. I can walk away with the beastie yeasties.

I feel him coming out my butt.

I can feel him coming out my butt hole.

Okay.

Sorry, I'm just brokering merch deals over here.

What do you mean?

I got friends who want to buy mugs.

Really?

Yeah, I got a friend. Her name is Claire. We talk about her every week. Send him the link. Can't keep her name out my mouth. Wow. You have such a quite the relationship with this Claire. I love her. Okay. One take one. Ha! Isn't it hard to be Chris? Well, you wouldn't know. You literally sat here. But it is hard to be me. She sat here scrolling. I will say sitting here was also hard. It was. I mean, it's pretty hard to just be you in general. Everywhere Elizabeth and I go, she's like, I'm almost due only like one or two more weeks. And then go no you've got an entire month more than it's

crazy that you feel the need to continue to say that well I don't know what you what else to tell

you like wouldn't you let me live in my fantasy world where this is almost over let me live

sorry you guys I'm just I you know it was chrysless I don't know if they know that. Oh, we're, oh my gosh. We're down to Chris. Imagine this. I've been, I've been preparing for the launch of this merch for, I don't know, four months. Yeah. I've been planning, planning, preparing, doing everything I can to ensure a smooth launch. I've really been dip in and doing it.

I wake up on this brisk Monday morning.

Sunny, cold, wonderful.

Oh, I just burped and it's not the vibe.

Chris wakes up sick.

My assistant can't come to work and my nanny has to leave. I didn't sleep. My assistant can't come to work. And my nanny has to leave.

I didn't sleep.

My nanny didn't show up.

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