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Hello, it's Monday the 19th of June. I'm Miranda Sawyer and my eyes have turned tabloid

Welcome back to paper cuts the modern newspaper review where we dance with the press like a young Tory in a Christmas jumper

Who or what is getting the papers in a tiz who is flaunting who is taunting and what oh god what should women wear

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Here are the headlines for today's show

I want to dance with somebody

Lockdown Christmas video proves just how dry a Tory party actually is

All back to mine prince William wants to solve the UK's homelessness crisis by building social housing on his land

Who's got the carryout who's taking the booze out of our booze welcome to paper cuts. We read the papers so you don't have to

Thanks for joining us on paper cuts the show that bangs through the press buffet and finds the tastiest tidbits for you to save her

I'm Miranda Sawyer and here to munch through the morning headlines with me. It's Rob Hutton sketchwriter for the critic hello Rob hello

Also with us we have Fergus Craig comedian and middle-class expressor drinker hello Fergus hi guys

So what if we got on the headlines front Rob you have Sundays papers. I have Sunday's papers

On the mirror we've got lockdown video bombshell party gate tapes

On the male different take on the whole thing

Proof Boris accuser did go to party and lockdown and

On the Sunday times William our end homelessness

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