TASKMISTRESS 01 - How Do You Make Brown?

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Hank Green

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Katherine, the Taskmistress, is here to judge the performance and judgement for Taskmaster Greg Davies, and we are shocked to find, right off the bat, that he is terrible at his job. Though, he is very tall. Little Hank Green is also here to judge Little Alex Horne, and he is judged absolutely amazing.

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0:00.0	Hank? Yes. I would like to see some tasks, please.
0:04.0	Okay, would you like to see any level of mastery of those tasks?
0:07.0	I would like people to bring me whatever they've got.
0:10.0	Good evening. My name is Catherine Green and I am her husband Hank and you're listening to
0:16.5	task mistress. So the idea here of our new podcast what? This is my show.
0:38.0	Don't just jump in like you need to, if you need to guide things.
0:45.0	This is season one, episode one of Taskmaster.
0:50.0	But, I'm going to judge how well these contestants do.
0:57.8	Not Mr. Greg Davies who is very tall.
1:05.0	And that's the main difference between us. It does seem like they like just got a man who is big.
1:10.0	He seems trustable.
1:13.0	That's not his primary character trait, but he is very big.
1:19.0	And can I call you Little Hank Green?
1:22.0	Oh no, I hadn't thought of that.
1:25.0	I hadn't realized that that was going, of course that's going to happen.
1:29.0	Why didn't I know that was going to happen?
1:32.0	He walked away.
1:35.0	Of course, hello and I'm little Hank Green.
1:38.0	Yeah, Greg Davies is taller than Richard Osman,
1:42.0	who is famously tall.
1:44.3	Yes, yeah, he's six, eight.
1:46.3	Alex Horn is taller than you, so you're definitely
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